This is a conversation had today between me and a friend over IM. I wouldn't be surprised if I lost a few readers over this, but I was basically ROTFL so I need to share:
Me: I don't like it
Me: and I feel bloated
F: TMI
Me: I ate beach hut and chips for lunch
Me: so much salt
F: You realize I am not your husband right?
Me: and processed white bread
F: keep some things to yourself
Me: BFF
F: If that is what BFF means I think we can go ahead and end it
F: I don't tell you about how I had buffalo wild wings for lunch and my tummy is rumblin
Me: but I wouldn't care if you did
Me: cuz I am all in
F: Well in that case
F: I was crankin on the toilet, holy smokes. It was like a rainstorm with thunder and liquid spraying everywhere
F: Had to cough every time the thunder came so the guy in the next stall wouldn't have to hear it
F: Think I got some on my pants
F: Burned like fire coming out too
F :Man oh man
F: Had to check to see if there was smoke
F: There wasn't, don't worry
Me: OMG I am dying right now
F: You should have seen me on the toilet
Me: this is awesome!
F: Sweating all over the place
Me: I want to post this on my blog
F: Please do
F: Still BFFs
F: ?
Me: always
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